First and foremost, I am NOT blogging from work. I would NOT waste my employer's time doing such a thing.
I also DO NOT have mustard on my scrubs from eating a sandwich.
I DID NOT attend a work party on Saturday night so there will NOT be several slightly embarassing photos floating around Facebook this weekend.
I DID NOT skip blogging most of last week to be sick, maybe your computer is broken, those posts are there...somewhere...right?
I DID NOT lose a verse of lyrics to a song at church. With such a fast (not) and modern (not) computer as the one in our tech center, there is no way I would have let the poor musician leading a song start full tilt on a verse to find himself singing solo while the rest of the congregation stared at him. How embarassing, NOT ME!
I also DID NOT let my son watch several hours of Power Puff Girls thus setting off a weird obsession at our house. I DID NOT receive several Power Puff Girl drawings from him while he sat quietly (HA!) beside me at church...where I was NOT screwing things up.
See what else everyone did NOT do with "Not ME!" Mondays at My Charming Kids.
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Reminds me of the old (is it still around, anyway?) Family Circus comic strip, where each child carries a similarly negative-charged name: Not Me, Ida Know and something else that slips my feeble, aging brain.
This completely took me back to my childhood! I needed something like this on a Monday.
I believe you that there is no mustard on your scrubs and that all you do at work is work, work, work. ;)
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