Out of the Mouths of Moms...

I always say I’m going to need to write these down…and then I forget.

• No one wants to look at your “business” anyway, and if you insist on changing on the living room you’re not giving us much of a choice in the matter.
  
  

• Yes, honey, when you are older you will have big boobies. Right, your brother will not. Yes, because he’s a boy.
  


• No you cannot spend the night at your 13-year-old friend’s house tonight. Because you’re a girl and he's a boy. And you’re eight.
  



• Sure honey I like your princess dress! No, I don’t think I need to borrow it tonight. Yes, Daddy might like to see me wear it, but I’ll pass.
  
  
  
  


• Drive a pimple? What? Oh…that’s called a BLIMP!
  



• Can you watch cartoons? Honey, its 5 am, you can watch whatever gets you out of my room for another hour…..

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