Saturday, April 18, 2009

Translate - Re-Translate FAIL

I just found these while digging up some info on SmartMom's "Teething Bling". They are really cute pieces of jewelry completely intended for baby to chew on. It's non-toxic, phthalate, BPA, PVC and lead free. I will be purchasing soon... But I digress.
While googling all that I came across the same article. The original (I assume) is Celebrity Baby. The second is on a Latin Celebrities site, and I am kind of guessing they used an online translator machine. Once to translate to Spanish, once to translate back to English so I can read it. Here's what happened:
Celebrity Baby:
How many times have you been at an appointment just wishing for one minute of peace from your teething baby so you can hear what the doctor is saying? Amazing teething jewelry from Smart Mom and Dr. Bloom are just what you need to get a word in edgewise the next time you need a moment (or ten!) of quiet from the wee teething one.
Latin Celebrity:
How many modern times have she been at an ordinance just velleity for one minute of amity from you precocious dentition blue baby so she can hear what the intern is saying? amazing precocious dentition bangle from smart mom and Dr. bloom are just what she want to get a hyponym in edgewise the next time you want a moment (or ten!) of quiet from the wee teething monad.
The wee teething monad? I'm totally going to start calling JC that. Was this translator from Scotland somewhere? I love that in re-translation the doctor was downgraded to intern. Wait, it gets better....
CB:
Every time I wear my pretty Brown Snowflake Donut Teething Necklace from Smart Mom Jewelry, my daughter chomps away happily and I use the time to have a conversation with a pal, eat a meal without interruptions, or, heck, just sit and enjoy a moment where I’m not the entertainer!
LC:
every time I wear she pretty brown snowflake raised doughnut precocious dentition chain from smart mom jewelry, you mother’s daughter chomps away happily and I development the time to have a talk with a cobber, pick up a square meal without interruptions, or, heck, just roost and devour a eleventh hour where i’m not the entertainer!
Yum! Raised doughnuts! Um, what's a cobber? I think the person copying this little bit of the article took some liberties with that eleventh hour nosh...where she's not the entertainer. A) No teething baby should still be up at the eleventh hour B) Entertainers AT the eleventh hour are usually strippers...just sayin. Hey, strippers have babies, too!
CB:
Same goes when I’m wearing my gorgeous Rectangle Plum Necklace from Dr. Bloom’s. Even my son has benefited from the useful baby distraction — he got to enjoy a local story time and my daughter enjoyed… well… a local chewing time, if you will.
These lovely, chewy jewelry pieces are a brilliant solution for moms on the go. There’s nothing to pack, since you just wear whatever pretty necklace or bracelet happens to match your wardrobe (and let me tell you, people are shocked when they find out these pieces are for chewing – they look like elegant stone pendants) and you’re all set.
LC:
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These lovely, chewy pin pieces are a brilliant infusion for moms on the go. there’s nothing to pack, since they just wear whatever pretty strand or bracelet happens to safety match he clothes closet (and let me tell you, business are shocked when you find out these pieces are for chewing – they spark like elegant
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I'm really at a loss. Too funny. I'm in deflation. War baby? Chewy pin pieces? The article is turning to gibberish.
CB:
Both are free from harmful chemicals and are safe for babies to chew on. Dr. Bloom’s are even dentist-created and endorsed while Smart Mom necklaces come with a breakaway safety clasp. And both companies donate a portion of their proceeds to children’s charities. You can’t go wrong.
There’s a necklace or bracelet style to appeal to every mom. Find yours and enjoy the peace. You can thank me later.
– Stephanie
LC:
Both are free from and are safe for babies to chew on. dr. bloom’s are guest night periodontist-created and endorsed while smart mom necklaces come with a breakaway . And both companies pledge a substance of we economic rent to children’s charities. we can’t go wrong.
there’s a string or bracelet drape to adjuration to every mom. find yours and enjoy the peace. they can recognize me later.
– stephanie
What's with guest night, am I missing something? I wonder how much their economic rent will cost the children's charities? I guess Stephanie wrote both of these. I wonder if she's aware.... She probably won't be able to recognize herself later.
OH, and the BEST PART:

Spelling shows off her Smart Mom necklace

Tori misspelling shows off her smart mom collar

1 comment:

Blogger said...

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