Not Me Monday - Work & Weddings

Monday morning confessional with a twist....NOT confessing. See what others DID NOT do at MckMama's place!

• I DID NOT work my butt off between a wedding and my regular work weekend!
• I DID NOT start making gestures at mostly everyone at the wedding I did this weekend even after realizing that very few guests actually spoke no English at all.
• I DID NOT hide in a utility room at the hospital while I talked to my mom for a moment on my cell phone while on the clock.
• I DID NOT sit on the couch holding a sweet smelling sleeping baby and for a second consider how nice a fifth child would be. I certainly would have come to my senses at "crabby time" every evening from 6-9pm.
• I DID NOT wait until the last minute to collect Math-a-thon pledges for AM's class this week!!
• I absolutely WOULD NOT and DID NOT feed my children expired milk for a week. And if I did I would have tasted it every single time first. But I DIDN'T feed them non-spoiled milk with a date that just happened to be a few days ago....
• I DID NOT post this from work and therefore have no photos to go along with it...
• Lastly I DID NOT give the baby a paper receipt to keep him momentarily occupied and then have to dig the mush out of his mouth as he gagged on it. What kind of parent would do that??? NOT ME!!