Not Me Monday - hair color

It's that time again, I mean "NOT ME!" Monday. There's even more of what others did not do at My Charming Kids...
So here's the scoop:

I DID NOT buy an extra yard of fleece I found just because I loved the pattern. I would only buy enough to make a friend her new baby carseat cover. What in the world would I even do with yet another piece of fleece around here?? NOT ME!!

I DID NOT forget to change PM before bed one time this week and find her in a stinky wet bed in the morning, thereby requiring an immediate bath before breakfast. I'm always on top of the diapering around here, so it was certainly NOT ME!!

◄ These bandits DO NOT exist!

I DID NOT dye my own hair dark brown and bright red. Adults go to salons, especially if said adult is that same afternoon shooting a nice wedding. What if that red goes horribly wrong and one would have to show up and try to be all "professional"?? NOT ME!!

I AM NOT totally diggin' my new sling! These ARE NOT red highlights!

AND while I was NOT dying my hair bright red, I DID NOT end up with a bunch extra...

AND I

DID NOT

ALLOW

MY 7-YEAR-OLD

TO CONVINCE ME

THAT SHE

NEEDED

SOMETHING

MORE "ROCK-STAR"

Oh, this was SO NOT ME!!!